
So in order to promote their
new customizable shoe site, Nike approached, atleast according to them, “20 of the internet’s greatest purveyers of sneaker culture and issued them a challenge: design the hottest shoe on the information superhighway”, which is all very flattering, given that I’m one of the “internet’s greatest purveyer of sneaker culture”.
That’s right, Nike came knocking on my door, begging me to design their next big shoe until my ears bled. ALRIGHT!, I screamed, dragging out my crayons and digging up my sleeves.
Oh, that won’t be necessary, They said.
Wha_?
We just want you to choose some colors.
Oh
But I’m not really designing anything, am I?
No.
Oh
A few minutes later, I had my quote and unquote design ready called “Sense This”. Yes, it’s the fiery piece of genius pictured above, and all I need to do now is sucker you lot into voting every day in exchange for 100 50 pairs of Nikes.
Also, I get to sign away my right to mention any rival shoe companies on my blog, which is nothing a little bribery can’t help you get over.
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